Chapter 2 [Too small already]
At that single moment, Liu Yi felt like he was possessed. With great difficulty, he lifted his hand towards that baldy’s bald head and gave it a large smack.
-Dang!- Crisp and clear.
“Aiya! Director Wang, you’re here?! Don’t you remember me? I’m your student!”
Liu Yi immediately tried to change the topic.
“Fucking shit! Bastard, you’re seeking death! Who the fuck is your director!”
The blady suffers from immense pain from his head being smacked. He immediately turns around and glares angrily at Liu Yi.
Immediately, all of Liu Yi’s courage dissipates into thin air. His legs turn soft as he wishes to disappear into the ground.
Unfortunately for him, he is surrounded by people who are all staring at them making it impossible for Liu Yi to hide.
Right at this moment, the bus brakes to a stop as it had reached its next stop.
“Little rascal, get off the bus with me! Fucker spoiling my fun, today I’ll beat you to death!”
Seeing that the beauty that he was taking advantage of squeezing herself through the crowd and out the bus, the baldy grew even angrier. He grabs Liu Yi and pulls him out of the bus like a mop.
Liu Yi has the urge to cry. Fuck! How could I be so unfortunate?! They already said that heroes have a weakness for the charms of beauties. But I’m not even a hero! Why must I end up like this?!
I was already beaten up once because of a woman. Am I to be beaten up again?! God damn! Fucking unfair!
Liu Yi struggled with all his might. However, as he does not have much physical strength thus he was still dragged out of the bus.
“Don’t! Don’t close the door! Let me back in!”
Liu Yi desperately waves at the bus.
However, the driver acts like he did not see anything at all as he steps on the accelerator and the bus zooms away.
The people who are standing at the bus stop have also stepped aside as none of them want to be involved in other people’s business.
“Fucking bastard, this shall teach you about meddling in my business!”
The baldy threw Liu Yi to the ground and was about to kick him when a foot wearing a red canvas shoe appears between the baldy’s legs.
The pain is so immense that he wishes that he is dead as he kneels on the ground twitching.
The beauty who had exited the bus earlier is standing behind the baldy. She pulls up Liu Yi who is sitting there in a daze.
“Come, let’s quickly run away!”
After saying those words, the beauty pulls Liu Yi’s hand as she immediately proceeds to run away frantically.
Liu Yi who is still in a daze was dragged running by the beauty and almost fell to the ground a few times.
“You…. don’t you dare run!…”
That baldy is still kneeling on the ground. With his little brother heavily injured, it is highly unlikely for him to be able to stand up anytime soon.
Liu Yi swears that he had never run so such a long distance before.
The two of them run frantically until they finally come to a stop around a shaded path of a park.
“Can’t…. can’t run anymore….”
Liu Yi is panting badly as he looks the beauty who has ran along beside him for so long but is not even out of breath, “You…. are you an athlete….”
The beauty looks at Liu Yi while radiating a glow of charm as she laughs and says: “I am not. However, I am very grateful towards you for saving me today. My master had told me before that I must certainly give thanks when saved by others.”
“No… no need… that’s something that anyone would do…”
Liu Yi believes that at times like these, one should be humble to look better.
“What’s your name?”
“My name’s Lei Feng!”
[TL: Lei Feng is the selfless model citizen created by the Chinese Communist Party]
After taking two deep breath, Liu Yi is finally able to speak much more normally.
Running is indeed very tiresome.
“Hehe…” laughs the beauty stunning Liu Yi as he watches her.
So…. so beautiful….
“You’re so funny…. oh well… Comrade Lei Feng, my name is Lin Tong. Regardless, master’s words must be followed. I will definitely thank you.”
“Then… then how are you going to thank me?”
Liu Yi blinks.
His extremely perverted brain once again churns out a rich imagination.
Ask her to be my girlfriend?
Oi oi, that’s a bit too much!
How about something a bit more lewd!
Too weak! Liu Yi! Opportunity knocks only but once!
A bit…a bit more lewd?
How about touching her chest?
Hehe, this beauty Lin Tong’s chest isn’t small at all ah…
Liu Yi gulps. Just as he starts debating on whether or not to speak his mind, the beauty had already leaned into to him.
That beauty’s fragrance instantly stiffens Liu Yi’s entire body.
“To thank you, allow me to take away your vitality….”
After saying those words, Lin Tong’s hand suddenly thrust into Liu Yi’s lower abdomen. A surge of immense pain instantly spread throughout Liu Yi’s entire body. Before he could even understand what had happened, his consciousness is already being eroded by the darkness.
How…. how did this come about….
Am… am I going to die….
But…. but… I still haven’t touched that chest yet….
Slowly, Liu Yi begins to close his eyes.
At this moment, he faintly heard the sound of someone shouting beside him.
It’s a girl’s voice too… and very pleasant to hear…
“Bold fox demon! How dare you kill people here! I will not forgive you!”
Immediately after those words, Liu Yi’s body suddenly become as light as a feather as his body flies towards a direction like soaring on a cloud.
Finally, he seems to have landed on a soft area, furthermore, it smells even sweeter than the fragrance from Lin Tong’s body…
Is it another woman…is her chest as big as Ling Tong’s…
At the very least before I die…let me grab some chest….
Drowsily, Liu Yi opens an eye only to see an outrageously beautiful woman who is hugging him.
“Surely…. this must be heaven….”
As he speaks he raises his hands with great difficulty and make a grab towards the beauty’s chest.
A cry of alarm as Liu Yi got thrown onto the ground.
“Scoundrel! Vulgar! I’ll kill you!”
When the girl threw Liu Yi to the ground, she faintly hears Liu Yi saying, “What a pity…before dying the one I touch is so small….”
“Scoundrel! Where am I, Gu Yu, small! Only fools like you would get deceived by a fox demon and do not know it!”
The girl stomps on the ground in anger. At this moment, in her hand is the seized soul of the fox demon.
She wants to leave this scoundrel here and not care about him but she could not bear to do it.
“Master had said that saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. Forget it, I shall save you then… your vitality was seized, so I could only rely on this evil creature to save your life. Evil creature, this shall be your conversion. Saving his life can be considered as accumulating virtues for yourself!”
Gu Yu squats down with a red face.
She placed the soul into her mouth and then sent the soul towards Liu Yi’s lips.
At the last moment, Liu Yi is able to faintly see the absolute beauty whose chest was groped by him lightly kissing his lips.
This… I am really in heaven ah…
Sigh… what a shame… the women of heaven…. have such small chests…
Chapter 2- [Too small already]